My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
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- *hears noises at night*: Well I guess this is the end for me, I had a good life
- *gets shampoo in eye*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
- *heart is beating fast*: I think I'm having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- *a cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
- *taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off the paper you will get caught cheating and kicked out of school and become a peasant
- *gets sunburn*: Great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
- *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to get amputated why did this happen to me
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